01-23-2003, 09:21 AM
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um...am i dead? if i am, i guess i was bad...because i doubt this is heaven.
i also am a big fan of monkeys who eat cheese. it's more of a fetish with me though. 
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01-23-2003, 10:06 AM
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Retarded Stunt Driver
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i am a hairless monkey who likes cheese 
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01-23-2003, 12:55 PM
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Moderator
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i'm a monkey and i want to eat the new pizza hut gold pizza 
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01-23-2003, 01:26 PM
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Evo VII
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why are we talking about monkeys?
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BUY HERBALAIRE VAPORIZER
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01-23-2003, 02:34 PM
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i am not a monkey
so there
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01-23-2003, 06:28 PM
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Why aren't the monkeys talking about us?
We aren't trying hard enough.
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01-23-2003, 11:06 PM
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The ****in Gerber Baby
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My people expierenced much strife for 2,000 years at the expense of the Egyptians. I am in complete awe that you Americans would even consider taking a swing at my dignity while I am vulnerable. See the monkey is considered a sacred creature to my people. Speaking of monkeys in a humorous manner is completely disrespectful and in bad taste. My pop tart is ready, so until next time..... Do what your born to do. No hard feelings.
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01-23-2003, 11:11 PM
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Evo VII
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I thought this thread was about a young boy named Lester introducing himself. Not about monkeys and how they are sacred to his people and not about monkeys who eat cheese.
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01-23-2003, 11:20 PM
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The ****in Gerber Baby
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I woke up and played with my hand-painting kit that uncle Floyd gave me on Canadian Boxing Day. All was going well until a meteorite struck Grandma Herbert right in the cleavage. She was in pain, but luckily the silicon in her left breast allowed her to regain concsiousness.
Grandma Herbert realized how valuable life is for the first time. She went to go aid the Girl Scouts in selling cookies. She then made love with an albino gypsy. We have not heard from grandma Herbert since that fateful day in 1994. But, legend has it that everytime a Clintern gets layed, a baby racoon is born. Not that I have anything against racoon porn, or the like..... but earthworms and Jacko-Lanterns go against my chimpanzee mentality.
As Grandma Herbert always said before she vanished. "A crouton is and will always will be a bisexual womans foreplay." To this day, I still can't shake a Bhuddist mans hand without blushing.
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01-24-2003, 12:50 AM
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close this thread
Namuna it's time. Close this thread or send it over to misc. I prefer you send it over to misc, because I'm oddly amused at the name Lester...and his sacred monkey 
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01-24-2003, 12:51 AM
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I was going to ask 323iT to move it, but it seems he's enjoying himself. haha
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01-24-2003, 03:12 AM
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PLOOP!
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so until next time..... Do what your born to do
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i was born to rock!
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01-24-2003, 04:37 AM
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I really should change my title...
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No weird is waking up in a run down motel room covered in vomit and feces only to find your half erect penis stuck in the decapitated head of a woman who looks strangely like my mother.
Did I just say that out loud?
God who would've thought missing children could be so sexy
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01-24-2003, 09:49 AM
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Hulk smash!
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Re: close this thread
Quote:
Originally posted by ib311
Namuna it's time. Close this thread or send it over to misc. I prefer you send it over to misc, because I'm oddly amused at the name Lester...and his sacred monkey
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Agreed.
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01-24-2003, 06:11 PM
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Hulk smash!
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