Alberta modders - Page 145

dabigpig · #**2161** 06-22-2003, 05:44 AM

PIE- sorry i had to go out cruzin tonight/last night (whatever)it's 3:37 just got back lol so whatever met alot of people at pattys havin coffee so i was there from about 12:00 to hummm 3:00 LOL.

ALL- i've decided i'm going to paint my accord wagon the amc colors black wit white door handles gas cap and mirrors but i'm also going to maybe do some flames if i can draw some good ones up in a metalic blue but if not it's just going to have dual racin stripes (white or yellow can't decide). chances are that i'll decide on something different but i want something else other than the black white scheme (tell me you're thoughts/ideas if there not too crazy)

dabigpig · #**2162** 06-22-2003, 03:57 PM

ok sorry for the dubble post but here's what i kinda have in mind for the flames. i couldn't picture the blue flames on the tape so i painted the maskin tape with a quick light coat. what do u think?

ralliart · #**2163** 06-22-2003, 04:50 PM

pig- looking good so far....im too lazy to finish my wrx :P ahah.

Pie- do you still have the digicam? stand alone charger eh?...haha

this weather is real sh!tty!!! Im probably gonna study all day today.

nghts · #**2164** 06-22-2003, 06:39 PM

Ralliart I can't study for Science, too boring :P
Pig thats looking pretty good.
Pie yeah I made this avatar, I dunno if you can see the Evan Online.
My s2K is really shiny, I looked this morning. My clearcoat began to take off some of the orange, but you cant really tell a difference.

I got this email today and it made me laugh:
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "**** this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor_______ is a Terrible Teacher"

dabigpig · #**2165** 06-23-2003, 12:35 AM

heh u just put a smile on my face (rare sight)
yo painted accord pics are up
there pretty much exactly how i expected them to look like considering i did them with a brush and hand masking if i had a spray can i could do better but neigh who cares it's just my turn to start playing with paint.
EDIT i forgot to post the link
http://members.shaw.ca/dabigpig/accordpaint

dabigpig · #**2166** 06-23-2003, 02:05 AM

ok i need you're opinions either
a. i keep it the way it is

b. toast the flames and put white racin stripes
you're call

ralliart · #**2167** 06-23-2003, 01:49 PM

I'd say keep it the way it is...

The science test today was real easy

2 down, 2 more to go.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
hahahah that'd be fun to do.

nghts · #**2168** 06-23-2003, 02:28 PM

Pig-Yeah keep it the way it is.

Ralliart that test was so easy yeah...i finished so early...I did the clap one :P lol fun stuff.

nrmcj · #**2169** 06-23-2003, 02:57 PM

lol, only beer, funny stuff, and a nice punch in the face will make pig smile. and scaring people with tractors..

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

haha, every 15 minutes... lol

pig, i say rape the flames. one fat racing stripe down the middle, or kinda a diagonal split between black/white. hell, it's ur first paint job... mess with it, practice b4 you get the nice shell to do it on

1 more exam!

ralliart · #**2170** 06-23-2003, 05:09 PM

damn...i lowered my supra chassis

and my tabs are too ****ty to work. its like a school Id plastic, it sucks because it has paper inbetween the plastic....so...when you put the body on, half of the tab goes into the slow and the other half gets spread open.

i think the playdium kinda plastic is the best for tabs...

dabigpig · #**2171** 06-23-2003, 05:56 PM

damn youz all why don't u challenge me? i think that the stripes will go better with the over all theme of the car with the white mirrors and stuff than the flames. flames are more for muscle than imports too. so for once i have to make an executive decision over yall and put the stripes. (i'm a painting maniac now)

novastar512 · #**2172** 06-23-2003, 06:27 PM

pig- stripes for sure. It's looking good. So, did you paint the rims too??? Cause they look hella nice!!!

Anyway, I am finally done all of my exams!!!!!!! Finally I am done!!!!!!!! BTW, I have a crazy story to tell you guys and here is the 51 rule:

#51 - If you decided to throw-up during the exam, SIT NEAREST THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, here's the story, I was sitting down for my exam and this super ugly anoying fat girl who brags about getting a hundered sits aheah of me. 15 minutes into the exam, she throws up all over herself and the exam booklet. And I like f... So she goes to the front and grabs some kleenex and crap and walks to the back past like 50 rows. I was like get me out of here. And like 2 minutes later teachers come and excort like 10 kids(including me) to the aux gym while the janitors cleaned up during the provincial exam. So the test went fine... I just hope it wasn't the stomach flu, but I think she ate too much food for breakfast!!!!

pie- AM time

nrmcj · #**2173** 06-24-2003, 04:14 PM

sick... ugh, that's gross man... i only puked 3 times im my whole life.. and it was nasty!

heh, well im done all my freakin exams... they got a new contest goin down at bitpimps... i dunno, i got that spare skyline body...

but then again, maybe not... u guys gonna go nuts for it?

btw, here's my stand alone... those batteries are 40 for 12 bucks down at superstore.. dont laugh.

Kyon CoraeL · #**2174** 06-24-2003, 05:19 PM

I see, Try using energizers they seem to give me a longer run time for my bit.

Kyon CoraeL · #**2175** 06-24-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Knights
Ralliart I can't study for Science, too boring :P
Pig thats looking pretty good.
Pie yeah I made this avatar, I dunno if you can see the Evan Online.
My s2K is really shiny, I looked this morning. My clearcoat began to take off some of the orange, but you cant really tell a difference.

I got this email today and it made me laugh:
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "**** this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor_______ is a Terrible Teacher"

I think the subject says it all but let me say this year, I saw so many people use # 40 for the exams and in the END, he wasn't lieing...True story, and he refers to the teacher...ha ha ha...