k im back. need a translation of my last post?

here ya go:

"confusing, so confusing. cant type! head spinning...gonna vomit. i need to go to bed. its 3 in the morning where i am. will type more posts tomorrow. peace out!"

it was cunofsing..hhaaaa!! sit kbac! mdna ti!

.....just ..........kidding.............i nikht.....no?......yes......