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Tiny R/C Gang Members Escape Jail
midget_man1387--Pimp City, Pimpafornia

Members of the Tiny R/C gang awaiting trial escape from Pimp City Jail last night. Officials on the lookout


Last night at around 4:30 AM, gang members tinyrc and Pie were broken out of the Pimp City Jail by a man in all black. Police recognize the man as dabigpig, a fellow tinyrc gang member, as well as a member of the AMC.

The man drove a miniature r/c car with a camera attached to it into the jail cells in order to find the two men. When he found them, he used a tracking device that led him directly to which jail cell the men were located in. He then proceeded to remove the bars covering up the men's window, allowing tinyrc and Pie to escape. The three made a mad dash for it, reaching a getaway monster truck. Dapigpig, who was driving, rammed through a barracade and ran over three cars before he shined his special beams upon another. The beams caused the officer to drive off the road and into a ditch.

Finally, the men escaped the grasp of the police, hiding out in an unknown location. Police continue to search to this hour for the three men.

Still in jail from the gang destruction of a rival gang's truck are Namuna, xatu, and yellowsupra. Police have the three men in a jail cell with no windows and a door with many locks.